You’re retired a year already! Things I don’t miss about you:
- Your disrespect of me.
- Your disrespect of my spouse.
- Your constant haranguing me on not eating that crap pizza you bring from Sam’s.
- Your spreading germs on my phone when you should use your own phone when your obviously sick.
- Your disgusting piggish attitude that you think you’re superior.
- Your lies to me.
- Your sneaking ways of sabotaging people at the office.
- Your phoniness.
- Your smart alecky grandson Wilson.
- Your gross incompetence.
Your (former) Colleague