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Dear Colleague,

I couldn’t tell you how many times (a million times?) you people at the office would ask if I saw such-and-such television commercial or some such-and-such sitcom the other night. Each time I would respond with, “I don’t watch TV, and I haven’t owned a TV for 7 years,” and each time their response was like the first time they learned that (although I know I told them each and EVERY time).

Then would come the same question: “If you don’t have TV, what do you do with all your time?”

Seriously.

Your Colleague

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Dear Colleague,

You mentioned a television show to me, and I said (again, as many times before) that I don’t own nor watch television.

You (again) acted surprised.

Then you called me, “Weird,” and walked away.

Since when is it a requirement to own or watch television? I’ve other interests, if you recall.

What a small, arrogant man you are, Señor Jefé, a,k,a, Bug Cheese.

Sincerely,

Your Assistant

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